Finally! A party guide that keeps your friends alive AND looking mystical. Everything you need to host a Crystals & Cocktails night without accidentally poisoning anyone with toxic rocks.
Safety first, vibes second, emergency rooms never.
Stop putting random crystals in your drinks!
This isn't a woo-woo crystal guide. This is a practical safety manual for people who want mystical vibes without medical bills.
What you get:
✨ Crystal Safety 101 - Which crystals will actually harm you (spoiler: more than you think)
✨ Safe Styling Ideas - How to look mystical without the toxicity
✨ Crystal-Inspired Cocktail Recipes - Pretty drinks with crystals nearby, not inside
✨ 2-Hour Party Setup Guide - Timeline and supplies for responsible mystics
✨ Emergency Protocols - What to do when someone inevitably tries to eat the amethyst
✨ Shopping Lists - Ambiance & extras that set the tone
Perfect for: Anyone who loves crystals, cocktails, and keeping their friends alive
Not perfect for: People who think rose quartz makes a good ice cube
The bottom line: Your crystals can be magical AND decorative. Your drinks can be crystal-inspired AND safe to consume. Everybody wins, nobody dies.
17 pages of practical magic that won't land anyone in the ER.
Which crystals are toxic and should never go near drinks
Safe ways to style crystals around cocktails (not in them)
5 crystal-inspired cocktail recipes that won't poison anyone
2-hour party setup timeline for responsible hosting
Emergency protocols and safety guidelines
Complete shopping lists and supply recommendations
How to create mystical vibes without medical risks
FAQ Section:
Q: Do I need to believe in crystal energy to use this guide?
A: Nope! You just need to believe in not poisoning your friends.
Q: Is this actually about safety or just party planning?
A: Both! It's safety first AND a fun party planner.
Q: Will this make my party less mystical?
A: Quite the opposite. Your party will be mystical AND everyone will survive to talk about it.
Q: How many cocktail recipes are included?
A: 5 crystal-inspired recipes that pair colors with crystals (safely).
Q: Is this suitable for beginners?
A: Perfect for beginners! Assumes zero crystal knowledge, maximum common sense.
Note: This is a digital product and cannot be returned. Sorry, folks!
Finally! A party guide that keeps your friends alive AND looking mystical. Everything you need to host a Crystals & Cocktails night without accidentally poisoning anyone with toxic rocks.
Safety first, vibes second, emergency rooms never.
Stop putting random crystals in your drinks!
This isn't a woo-woo crystal guide. This is a practical safety manual for people who want mystical vibes without medical bills.
What you get:
✨ Crystal Safety 101 - Which crystals will actually harm you (spoiler: more than you think)
✨ Safe Styling Ideas - How to look mystical without the toxicity
✨ Crystal-Inspired Cocktail Recipes - Pretty drinks with crystals nearby, not inside
✨ 2-Hour Party Setup Guide - Timeline and supplies for responsible mystics
✨ Emergency Protocols - What to do when someone inevitably tries to eat the amethyst
✨ Shopping Lists - Ambiance & extras that set the tone
Perfect for: Anyone who loves crystals, cocktails, and keeping their friends alive
Not perfect for: People who think rose quartz makes a good ice cube
The bottom line: Your crystals can be magical AND decorative. Your drinks can be crystal-inspired AND safe to consume. Everybody wins, nobody dies.
17 pages of practical magic that won't land anyone in the ER.
Which crystals are toxic and should never go near drinks
Safe ways to style crystals around cocktails (not in them)
5 crystal-inspired cocktail recipes that won't poison anyone
2-hour party setup timeline for responsible hosting
Emergency protocols and safety guidelines
Complete shopping lists and supply recommendations
How to create mystical vibes without medical risks
FAQ Section:
Q: Do I need to believe in crystal energy to use this guide?
A: Nope! You just need to believe in not poisoning your friends.
Q: Is this actually about safety or just party planning?
A: Both! It's safety first AND a fun party planner.
Q: Will this make my party less mystical?
A: Quite the opposite. Your party will be mystical AND everyone will survive to talk about it.
Q: How many cocktail recipes are included?
A: 5 crystal-inspired recipes that pair colors with crystals (safely).
Q: Is this suitable for beginners?
A: Perfect for beginners! Assumes zero crystal knowledge, maximum common sense.
Note: This is a digital product and cannot be returned. Sorry, folks!
